OK so on to the cafe we took my friend Martin and his wife Kate to last week.
This is a nice wee place, in the middle of Downhill Forest and well worth a visit if you are in the vicinity. It does a lovely strawberry sponge cake. Indeed it does.
But be warned, it has birds. Big under-exposed ones.
Imagine you're sitting enjoying your Skinny Latte (or whatever), casually look up to catch the sun's warmth and see that thing eyeing up your Raspberry and White Chocolate Scone (or whatever)?
And then his mates come along, to see what gives?
Next thing they're coming for the scone...
But really, it is a nice place. The birds are OK. Honestly.